This week’s employee spotlight is on Sean Valiente. Sean is our staff accountant. According to Sean, he’s the “the super accountant here at Grasshopper. This basically means I keep track of the money, pay the bills and play with spreadsheets all day. Yay spreadsheets!” Thanks to Sean, we all get paid every week.

Let’s get to know Sean…

How do you introduce yourself to new people?

Hi, my name is Sean, but you can call me Dragon.

If you were reincarnated as an animal/drink/ice cream flavor, what would it be?

Tapioca Pudding. This is probably the most accurate representation of me as a food.

If you were an animal, which one would you be?

Does Velociraptor count? But I’d be one of those nice Velociraptors, just minding my own business, doing my thing. “Oh hey little dinosaur I’m going to eat you. You think you can hide inside? Maybe you forgot, but I can open doors.”

If you had a theme song, what would it be?

Baby Got Back by Sir Mix- a- Lot. It really just speaks to me.

What is something you learned in the last week?

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose. True facts.

If someone made a movie of your life, what movie star would you want to play you?

NOT Shia LaBeouf. He’s just a horrible actor.

Fun facts – have anything interesting people should know about you?

I tan beautifully, a God-like bronze if you will. And sometimes I get mistaken for Batman.

Connect with Sean on Twitter at @seanvaliente007.

Stay tuned for next week's employee spotlight!